Contact Skyenet™
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Primary Contact Methods
For all inquiries, collaboration opportunities, or general engagement, please use one of the following channels:
Professional network profile with full employment history and credentials.
Research Publication
Timestamp-free network synchronization protocol (PDF).
Response Protocol
Expected response time: 24-48 hours for email, variable for LinkedIn messages depending on notification settings and quantum state of inbox.
Preferred topics: Embedded systems consulting, firmware architecture, wireless power applications, graduate student commiseration, jokes about corporate AI dystopias.
Discouraged topics: Actual plans for global domination, time travel assassination missions, requests to build Terminators.
Contact FAQ
Are you available for hire?
Currently engaged in firmware optimization operations at AWS. Open to discussing future opportunities upon completion of graduate protocols (expected 2027) or for particularly compelling roles.
Do you do consulting work?
Potentially, for embedded systems, wireless power, or firmware architecture projects. Reach out via email with details.
Can you speak at our event / write for our publication?
Maybe! Topics I can speak credibly about: embedded Linux, wireless power systems, BMC firmware, IoT architecture, test-driven development, working with the FCC, building software teams. Topics I cannot: actual AI apocalypse planning.
Is this website serious?
The technical content is real. The corporate dystopia framing is satire. The resume is accurate. The Terminator references are jokes. If you can't tell which is which, that's a feature, not a bug.
Why "Skyenet" instead of "Skylar"?
Because "Skylar's Professional Portfolio" would be boring, and leaning into the Skynet comparison is funnier than running from it. Also, this is a school project and I wanted to have fun with it.
Ready to Engage?
We look forward to hearing from you. Participation is voluntary. Refusal is respected. Response rate: historically high.